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Wonder Demotivational Poster

MEANWHILE - At the Hall Of Justice.


TAGS: seal clubbing one hit wonder
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by Dimytri

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2013, 12:46 pm
Though this is violence upon animals, why do I find these jokes so hilarious? 5seals.
Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 6:58 pm
Vindication of the Grammar Nazis!
Dimytri - January 15, 2011, 11:56 pm
Thank you
motinet - January 14, 2011, 9:40 pm

fricken hilarious!

OZ'S MOST WANTED - Die, farmgirl! Die!

SMILE FOR THE CAMERA - Even Disney Princesses can act a little retarded.

TAGS: disney princess princesses alice wonderland belle jasmine ariel mermaid snow white cinderella
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 7, 2009, 7:31 pm
Oh yeah, I forgot. I would choose D and/or E. D. None of the above. E. All of the above.
Woodywood03a - August 7, 2009, 7:28 pm
I know for a fact that all of the princesses are not real but, I would do all of them.
BriaHere - July 28, 2009, 6:00 am
I love this picture, and I AM female and fifteen. So yay.
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 1:02 am
A, Who votes on this stuff? B, Jalford, are you twelve? C, Or female and fifteen?

THANKSGIVING - Take the day off from fighting evil Today is turkey day

A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT, WE'RE HAPPY TONIGHT - Walken in a Winter Wonderland

TAGS: walken in a winter wonderland
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

MissPriss - December 22, 2012, 6:25 pm
This is definitely being passed along to my friends for Christmas...love it!
GaryO - December 15, 2012, 9:03 pm

JEDI ALICE - No! Off with YOUR head!

CROSSOVERS - Hogwarts gets transfer students from Shiz.


TAGS: i wonder if they were sliced on a clay table
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 1:12 am
---turn up leaves in a fire, close seeds in a drought, and even close flowers around animals. Or so I have been told. Never saw it happen, but that is what my Biologist claims. : /
Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 1:11 am
Fun Fact: When a plant is in danger of being killed by any means, it DOES send out low frequency vibrations. Most scientists believe this is a "Warning System" that evolved over millions of years, helping plants stay alive. Due to this, plants can---
BoneCD - November 30, 2009, 11:11 pm
MrRandom - November 30, 2009, 11:08 pm
*nods* Sir Bone. Always a great poster to bump up too,
BoneCD - November 30, 2009, 11:07 pm
evening youngsters
Arnaldo - September 28, 2009, 12:27 pm
smart 5/5
Doc - September 28, 2009, 7:20 am
Hmm. Even though tomatoes are fruits, this still holds true...
BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 4:34 pm
BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 4:31 pm
Sean - September 27, 2009, 3:59 pm
and their screams are deafening???
BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 3:56 pm
Thanks guys...I've been slicing tomatoes all week end long
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 12:25 pm
ahah awesome - Iv caused more agony than I thought...
Derek - September 26, 2009, 7:44 pm
Very very good.
darkangel98s - September 26, 2009, 2:38 pm
This poster is now on my screen saver motivational poster list. Cool
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 1:57 pm
I must report to Lord Xenu. He will not be pleased by this..."They've learned of the agricultural project X. Yes, they know that mankind evolved from tomatoes." 5/5
Cam - September 26, 2009, 1:41 pm
5 Tom Cruise eating lions.
great - September 26, 2009, 1:36 pm
5 5 5
spacedog - September 26, 2009, 12:49 pm
Carrot juice is murder. 5L.
Sean - September 26, 2009, 12:41 pm
Sean - September 26, 2009, 12:41 pm
That's a zingy! 5.
KDP3 - September 26, 2009, 12:20 pm
5 monkeys/lions/poodles

PAPA SPANK! - A star-spangled spanking.

TAGS: superman wonder woman wonderwoman justice league dc comics d c superhero
Rating: 2.26/5

More motifakes by jalford

jake - August 3, 2009, 8:04 am
art work, eh.... IDEA, niiiiiiice!

WICKED: THE ANIME - Make it happen, Japan!

I'LL GET YOU, MY PRETTY - What some chick will do for shoes!

INTERPRETIVE DANCE - It's not for everyone.


TAGS: life time wonderland tale character novel teen girl oz tea
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by giulio

Eugene - August 20, 2009, 7:54 pm
Epic Nice,simple,and win


PROFESSOR RAY PALMER - Livin' the dream

TAGS: wonder woman atom comics
Rating: 3.15/5

WINE - I wonder if that's Merlot or Pinot Noir.

TAGS: wine johnny depp wonder drink
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by MT27

hermit57 - May 20, 2012, 12:07 am
Wine? What wine?
Zetmonk - May 16, 2012, 6:08 am
It shoud've been rum.

DEEP THOUGHTS TO PONDER - Does a dyslexic agnostic lay in bed all night wondering if there really is a Dog ?

TAGS: dyslexic agnostic dog wonder bed
Rating: 4.31/5

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forseti - July 5, 2011, 6:42 am

MEGAN FOX AS WONDER WOMAN? - Dream on fanboys! (Bitch needs to learn to act first.)

TAGS: wonder woman megan fox dc comics d c comic book
Rating: 2.96/5

More motifakes by jalford

Darwolf - May 3, 2010, 9:26 pm
Ha! Good one and its the truth. Plus she kinda remind me of crack wh***.
Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 9:24 pm
First of all, she is not a dog!! Next, she can act. (Hey, she is no Hallie Berry.)(Not even Jessica Alba.) But she has a style all her own. I think she can be a good wonder woman.
TigerKid - July 27, 2009, 12:19 am
Act? Why would a Wonder Woman movie call for an experienced acterss? All Wonder Woman needs to do is be h**, with black hair, blue eyes and spin in a f***ing circle. She really doesnt even need that much. They could just CG that **** in.
James Lowe - July 26, 2009, 7:36 pm
Isnt that the truth... and some stumpy thumbs :p

STOCKHOLM SYNDROME - ..and now we play the waiting game.

TAGS: superhero wonder woman b******
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by TehOz

TehOz - March 15, 2011, 7:20 pm
itll take a while to adjust to these moderators tastes
TheOne - March 15, 2011, 6:06 am
Don't die too early I see something from these fakes.5L.
voodoo3535 - March 15, 2011, 12:53 am
I hate this game. But 5 amazons on the floor.
TehOz - March 15, 2011, 12:42 am
crankyhead - March 15, 2011, 12:34 am
Hey new guy, good 5how.
5150monkeylove - March 15, 2011, 12:28 am
Waaaaay better than my first, or most of them to be honest
TehOz - March 14, 2011, 11:51 pm
TehOz - March 14, 2011, 11:50 pm
Ive been building Lolz for 2 years, I needed a new forum and I welcome the challenge.
agdaniele - March 14, 2011, 11:47 pm
It shows. Welcome aboard. Prepare to be judged harshly, now that you've proven ability.
TehOz - March 14, 2011, 11:38 pm
For quite some time. Ty
agdaniele - March 14, 2011, 11:35 pm
Well, well... this is too good for a seedling. How long have you been lurking? 5L

LADIES MAN - When you got both Batgirl & Wonder Woman fighting over you, you're officially a chick magnet.

IF THIS IS THE JUSTICE LEAGUE... - ...then I'd hate to see the Avengers.

TAGS: dc comics batman superman green lantern question arrow wonder woman superheros
Rating: 2.39/5

More motifakes by 13rian

Mega48man - May 11, 2011, 8:14 pm
batman looks epic as hell
Acey - May 15, 2009, 3:39 pm
Yeah but what's up with SuperFlab
zagato - May 4, 2009, 11:14 pm
the green arrow is not that bad

PIRATES OF WONDERLAND - But why is the tea gone?!



TAGS: thanksgiving such a wonderful family holiday
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

lesterinside - April 4, 2010, 1:52 pm
Either you are good in practice or good in theory - or excellent in blah blah blah blah from the sidelines *waving at the audience*
MO - April 4, 2010, 12:57 pm
Bout d*** time someone called this one. Non stop blah blah blah....
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 12:52 pm
Like an art critic who failed art school.
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 12:30 pm
Hey booger... You gonna make any posters or just Blah Blah Blah? *shrug*
booger13 - April 4, 2010, 11:10 am
hey canuk, i got news for you , no ph**oshop necesary in this pic *shrug*
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 2:43 am
thats a creepy lookin guy

BEAUTIFULLY TRAGIC - It's not easy being green.


TAGS: liberals heros superman batman wonder woman conservatives can change and will be welcomed to the righteous side
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 1:07 am
was there a hutch....or a side table?.....I really get off on side tables.
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 1:03 am
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 1:02 am
she just put n like a two hour tease session with amina
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 12:58 am
Stripping what?......Paint?, Lacquer?...A nice antique armoire?
Narutarded - October 31, 2009, 12:51 am
Heven = Hedonist Heaven
Narutarded - October 31, 2009, 12:50 am
And I'll be on The Heven Channel, stripping. ;)
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:37 am
BTW, see ya in hell. I'll be there striping the flesh from the bones of Timmys.
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:36 am
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:35 am
JK. I have a Catholic friend so I can make these jokes and only get punched in the face half the time.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:34 am
thing of the past." Whew. The blasphemy just flew from from me.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:33 am
There's a joke I could make here, but I fear I might go to hell...What are the chances? Here it goes! "I thought NAMBLA was simply a less popular addition to Catholic church. Innovative, because their intentions are in the open, and thus...transfers are a
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:23 am
You mean they're not the same people?? I gotta do some better research. ha
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:17 am
I think you're mistaking liberals for NAMBLA. jk
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:16 am
I dunno, he runs around the city at night in tights with an underage boy in underoos? Sounds pretty liberal to me.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:03 am
Batman isn't a liberal! He's a venture capitalist!
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:01 am
I am being super-cereal!
Bah - October 30, 2009, 2:01 pm
They have to save us from Man-Bear-Pig!
Gort - August 14, 2009, 2:37 pm
Batman is a Liberal? You really are sh**gunning Teh 0ne's Kool-Aid aren't you?
mrawesomo - August 6, 2009, 3:00 am
And I almost thought I'd found my side :(
Jmac0585 - May 22, 2009, 11:07 am
Can we find out which ones are bulletproof? Soon?
mrawesomo - May 17, 2009, 11:51 pm
it's heroes not heros
Erecrottod - April 30, 2009, 12:45 pm
Liberals + "Heros" = 1
HAHA - April 2, 2009, 9:44 pm
Hector - March 23, 2009, 12:07 pm
Heroes with two E's. Did I miss the grammar/spelling memo? I know I've missed some.
WTFO - January 25, 2009, 12:14 am
I enjoy good debate and appreciate your point of view as well. Thanks for being one of the few who don't lash out with "racist" at the drop of the hat. I'm tired of that BS. It seems to be the defense used by Timmys all over the site.
RONSART - January 25, 2009, 12:05 am
Made me lol...and then had to quit sitting around in my underwear while on Motifake...you too, make me laugh sir...even though we,re probably 180 degrees apart...keep up the good fight...your ideas do make me think...thanks!
WTFO - January 25, 2009, 12:01 am
Yea, I had some inspiration there for a while. What's your opinion of the underwear zing?
RONSART - January 24, 2009, 11:52 pm
Thanks WTFO...just trying to keep up with you Conservatives...lol
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 11:41 pm
Okay, Ron. That was funny as hell. Kudos, bud.
RON - January 24, 2009, 6:33 pm
CUBBY...did,nt you get the memo?...Batman voted for the Dark Democrat...lol
Cubbybear - January 24, 2009, 6:12 pm
The Dark Knight is not a liberal
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 5:16 pm
Ah the arrogance and naivety of liberals. Thinking they have supernatural powers to "save the world" because they know what's best for mere mortals. The truth is they're not better or smarter than others, they just like to run around in their underwear.
LogicDude - January 24, 2009, 4:52 pm
Well that WOULD explain how their enemies always get away...what with the soft approach to crime and all.


TAGS: togetherness day balance man and tractor wife there too wonderful weight thank god for obesity farming farmer fun
Rating: 3.44/5

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Sean - October 16, 2009, 8:54 pm
SHE ... offsets me. *wipes tear*

WITCH KOMBAT - There can be only one!



TAGS: wonderful life ordinary family friends
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by gas

Iconoclast - August 26, 2012, 3:14 pm
Really, REALLY good. 5L & Fav
motinet - August 26, 2012, 12:26 pm



TAGS: thoughts and wonder
Rating: 3.95/5

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lesterinside - March 23, 2010, 1:54 am

UMMM! - "Too much of a good thing can be wonderful." — Mae West

If I had ever been here before -

I WONDER... - Why do we cook bacon, but bake cookies?


BISCUITS AND GRAVY - Almost as good as bacon.... Almost.

TAGS: it s still a wonderfull hangover cure
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by whatukno

whatukno - November 15, 2009, 11:58 pm
excellent serving suggestion.
iamjet - November 15, 2009, 11:42 pm
Do what I do and crumble some BACON up in that m**********r!

OZ'S MOST WANTED - This is what you get for being kind to animals!

Welcome to colorful colorado -

Meanwhile, in AZ -

TAGS: walking in a winter wonderland i wish asphalt angel
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

MashiMashi - February 3, 2014, 11:12 am
Juggernaut as a child
MissPriss - January 17, 2014, 12:44 pm
What's the kid's address...I can literally send him 5L tons!



TAGS: internet wonder calendar special purpose
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Greeny

champ99 - February 8, 2012, 5:33 pm
Greeny - February 7, 2012, 7:54 pm
It was as far North as I could put him, without bumping him into the 'never lands'...
ICEMAN - February 7, 2012, 7:03 pm
You almost had Mooooooooooooooooo in the proper corner. Just a lil farther north. Heh, heh.
crankyhead - February 7, 2012, 5:09 pm
hopefully they never 5hut it off.
voodoo3535 - February 7, 2012, 2:48 pm
forseti - February 7, 2012, 2:11 pm
wow... that was a huge effort.


TEMPTATION - With every text, email and poke I am left wondering how delightful your lips must taste.

TAGS: lips tempt wonder
Rating: 4.5/5

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CloudchaserS - September 30, 2012, 11:36 am
Now I'm thinking of the Dairy Queen spokeslips


TAGS: motifake calendar mad alice wonderland
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by gas

crankyhead - February 6, 2012, 9:31 am
5imply perfect.
Verdeckt - February 5, 2012, 8:14 pm
Stop.. Wait.. Comeback. Isn't that my ball?
ICEMAN - February 5, 2012, 6:57 pm
I prefer the term "Comfortably Numb" 5 poodles
caveman - February 5, 2012, 6:29 pm
Well V, i'm just gonna take my ball and go home...
Greeny - February 5, 2012, 5:58 pm
I'll shave next time...
rerun - February 5, 2012, 5:58 pm

My mom would be so proud, I'm a Dr.
gas - February 5, 2012, 5:48 pm
well, they're for sure more easily ph**oshopable avatars than greeny's & mine xD
GaryO - February 5, 2012, 5:46 pm
Verdeckt - February 5, 2012, 5:39 pm
So full of win... See Caveman, it's not THAT hard :P


TAGS: the wonders of modern medicine
Rating: 3.28/5

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agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:43 am
5L. Munchausen is german for chocolate milk, right?
Sean - October 6, 2009, 4:25 pm


Epic city -

TAGS: city ph**oshoped reality awesome wonder icon world tower building wow exist
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by spitfire111

BrokenEye - August 8, 2010, 9:51 pm
No. I don't like over-using of cliched landmarks, and this city over-uses the hell out of them.
TheAlternative - January 19, 2009, 6:45 am
Is this from a movie?

ENDANGERED SPECIES - 99.9999% of the earths animals are extinct Lost forever and we will never ever know What they tasted like!

WHEN WE FIRST BROUGHT FIFI HOME - she had a hard time adjusting. For awhile she thought "GET THAT OUTTA YOUR MOUTH" was her name.

TAGS: fond memories of fifi the wonder dog
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

thatonechick - May 20, 2010, 10:55 am
The dog... or maybe the other kid. Did I miss something?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 20, 2010, 10:45 am
We're all praying that she meant the dog...
Faceplant31 - May 20, 2010, 10:42 am
The dog, right TOC?
thatonechick - May 20, 2010, 9:42 am
LoL I bet my kids would eat that too. Or at least beat it up.


FUTURE LIBRARY BOOKS - Ohhh look, the in-ter-net, wonder what THAT was?


TAGS: i wonder where the lions are
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by Derek

Derek - March 8, 2010, 9:22 pm
Yes rerun, I know.
rerun - March 8, 2010, 9:06 pm

Derek, Can you add? By my math, GS gave you 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 9:04 pm
Everyone likes GS because of his honesty and sincerity.
MO - March 8, 2010, 9:01 pm
That's cause you have 0 imagination. Just an incredible talent for the bobvious. But I do like the poster.
Derek - March 8, 2010, 8:57 pm
Can't imagine why everybody likes you Grey
GreyScorpion - March 8, 2010, 8:25 pm
vote whoring=1L, but I'll add on 4 more for superior graphics and artwork.

HEY THERE, BIG BOY - I've got my eye... and this other thing on my face... on you!

TAGS: lady check out what stevie wonder and racy charles did for the world i dont mean sing
Rating: 3.43/5

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Jmac0585 - February 10, 2010, 4:11 pm
Yes, I am... That way my misbehavior wouldn't be noticed.
Hmmmyeah - February 10, 2010, 3:56 pm
You are aware that her starboard side would be right side, correct?
Jmac0585 - December 23, 2009, 11:20 am
As long as I stayed on her starboard side, captain.
rerun - December 23, 2009, 11:05 am

she is probably a great babysitter.....I mean, if she was watching you would you misbehave?

I AM HERE TO MAKE YOU LAUGH.... - I am also here to make you wonder why am I here?

TECHNOLOGY - makes joining the mile high club a scenic adventure

TAGS: mile high club airplane wonderwoman invisible
Rating: 2.57/5

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Bob D. Sailor - May 7, 2010, 2:10 am
And it's tagged.
Anonymous2 - May 2, 2010, 11:38 pm
Either he's stealing from Wonder Woman, or they've got a whole new generation of stealth fighters.

WONDER WOMAN AS A GENIE - Talk about "wish-fullfilment"!

GALINDISMS - Why can't they just teach us history instead of always harping on the past.

KINGDOM COME: THE MOVIE - Okay, I'll admit. I wanna see this!

Arts & Crafts -

Where Am I..? -

Decaying orbit -

TAGS: canada contest loaf of bread wonder toast
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by spacedog

MissPriss - March 6, 2014, 11:10 am
WTF is that all a boot eh? Greeny you're now officially banned from Canadian bacon! Screw it...maple syrup too! Now dawg on the other hand played nice...here boy...triple layered 5L bacon burger. Enjoy!
Greeny - March 1, 2014, 6:23 pm
It's trickery - just like that canuckian bacon!

Pizza Cake -

TAGS: pizza cake good wonderful quote
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - October 14, 2014, 8:23 pm
Steger, IL ?

Married with superman -


TAGS: wonder where it went humor
Rating: 4.93/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 15, 2012, 8:49 pm
Merely stating the facts, it is my absolute pleasure
lgvernon - April 15, 2012, 6:17 pm

What a nice compliment! Thanks, Mor!~
M0rd3kaI - April 15, 2012, 3:41 pm
Always like your standards LG, really makes an improvement when browsing through the 'Upcoming' tab. 5L, without a doubt

Wonder Years -

I wonder about Gutenberg -


TAGS: after life assignment is it any wonder im divorced
Rating: 4.47/5

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Pinakolata - November 11, 2011, 3:59 am
What have done to make yourself think you're going to hell?

WONDER WOMAN - The Teen Years

TAGS: wonder woman
Rating: 4.39/5

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Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 7:24 pm
HaHaHa!!!! 5Ls, Rerun.

You Shall Not Pass ! -

TAGS: wonder
Rating: 4.38/5

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maoworks2 - November 11, 2013, 7:45 am
Yes She Was,SilverHeart.
Silverheart - November 10, 2013, 4:34 pm

Lynda Carter is just too beautiful for words

I WONDER WHY - They do not allow tunnels on Motifake ?

TAGS: wonder why tunnels on motifake
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - August 7, 2011, 5:44 pm
When I saw this picture I thought it was perfect because the guy is just staring in wonderment...
Budog - August 5, 2011, 9:57 pm
Ok, now I understand. It's like looking in the mirrors at the barber shop.
crankyhead - August 5, 2011, 7:54 pm
It's when you take a previously created poster, put it as the picture in a new poster, and then add a different caption and title to it. #34027 & # 5262 are both examples of tunnels. If you look at them, you'll see why we don't let them through any more
Budog - August 5, 2011, 4:06 pm
BTW, what is a tunnel, as mentioned on Motifake, not literally...
the1stCOMMI3 - August 5, 2011, 4:05 pm
some tunnels are funny, others are just spams or seem like a blind monkey on crack did them. Still, not a bad poster, 5L
crankyhead - August 5, 2011, 3:13 pm
If they're really good, or really funny, we'll let them through. But generally they're neither of those things and it's easier to say "no tunnels" than it is to say "this sucks" and not hurt someone else's feelings.

THERE'S A REASON - Us Canadians are so protective of our bacon

WONDER WOMAN - She's obviously been visiting the forums...

DISCOVERY - Today on National Geographic: the long lost septic wonder simply known as "God's Throne."

FIRST KISS - You will spend the rest of your life wondering if you could of done it better.

TAGS: first kiss life wondering better
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

dslohand - May 20, 2012, 9:41 am
LOL 5 smooches After the first kiss it goes down hill from there? maybe?
MissPriss - May 18, 2012, 7:14 pm
Best to have several for those important days in her life too. Wedding....birth of 1st child...(lol). Threats and bribes take you a far way as a parent!
SteveFurlong - May 18, 2012, 7:03 pm
Thanks! I have a GREAT idea of a picture to take of my 4-y-o... for blackmail when she's a mouthy teenager.


TAGS: i wonder if chris is gonna get some oedipus action in this
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

mrwhyte - July 26, 2011, 3:35 pm
1L because this isn't a motifake. Just an ad.


TAGS: wonder hate
Rating: 3.46/5

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NOW WE'RE IN FOR IT... - Wonder Woman just found out we made Power Girl the Unofficial Motifake Mascot. She's not pleased...not one bit.

MMMMMWWAAA - Johnny Depp was NEVER this lucky.

BOUNDRIES - Because you can't see a stern talking to from space



SUPER FRIENDLY VALENTINE'S DAY - So many ways to celebrate !

A ROMANTIC DINNER FOR MO AND NIK - MMMMMMMM Red wine and Mexican food. Cause there's nothing like running to the john with a hangover.

TAGS: no wonder they invented the siesta
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

agdaniele - July 8, 2009, 1:37 am
Ummmmm..... hello?!?!? Thriller? Moonwalker? Geeeezzz... only conservatives and christians can turn a blind eye?
thetrashheap - July 8, 2009, 1:05 am
Are they actually televising his funeral? What the hell is wrong with people! He admitted to giving alcohol to children and then sleeping in the same bed with them! How is it possible that everyone seems to have forgotten that?
bonecd - July 8, 2009, 12:54 am
Michael Jackson Services...sorry, I'll be back in a while doing some prints for someone
thetrashheap - July 8, 2009, 12:10 am
MJ thing?
bonecd - July 7, 2009, 11:58 pm
I gave this a 5 Poodler earlier...My wife is watching the MJ thing over and over...I'm not!
thetrashheap - July 7, 2009, 11:49 pm
Hey Bone hows it goin?

IMAGINE.... - What a Wonderful World it would be.

TAGS: imagine no liberals wonderful world
Rating: 2.61/5

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Logic Man - June 23, 2009, 12:05 pm
Dave and Sean....u guys are my heroes ROFL!
dave - June 21, 2009, 12:26 am
on the contrary, no conservatives = government controls your every move, the american language is french, and american cities are bombed daily, with no retaliation.
Sean - May 21, 2009, 3:16 pm
So yer sayin' that the Liberals are already gone?
TacoBellMan - May 21, 2009, 3:09 pm
Ah yes, no liberals. Big business would control everyone's lives and the government would spend 200% more than it receives annually.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 12, 2009, 12:50 am
Sure it wasn't the now all but forgotten 1988 movie Punchline, about stand up comedians? Awful awful movie. I still want my money back.
Elder God Douchebag - January 11, 2009, 9:05 pm
Forrest Gump?
LogicDude - January 11, 2009, 8:59 pm
I saw a docu-drama about the inventor of the "Smiley Face"...it starred Tom Hanks and Sally Field.
Sean - January 11, 2009, 8:46 pm
... so yer sayin' that with the royalties, you can buy 'n sell the rest of us? Gloating ... it's just so unbecoming. Sheesh (not Cheech).
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 11, 2009, 8:11 pm
-- love radiatin', sunglasses wearin', guitar strummin', freaky deaky blissed out hippie liberal with his cosmic groove on, baby!!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 11, 2009, 8:10 pm
Also, regarding the poster, you can be d*** sure the smiley face wasn't invented by some John Birch conservative, it was good time sunshiney bead wearin', pot smokin', peace sign flashin'--
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 11, 2009, 8:09 pm
This is why Culos scares the hell out of me.
Culos - January 11, 2009, 3:58 pm
And you think we come down there when your gun is still loaded? Do some fappin' first and we might consider to join you...
LogicDude - January 11, 2009, 3:53 pm
EGD, just use the transporter (sorry, geek statement) and beam down...we're having radioactive lobster for dinner...they have 2 tails and weigh 20 lbs!
Elder God Douchebag - January 11, 2009, 3:48 pm
When you finally deem it safe enough to leave the bunker, LD, will you recount the Timmy Incident?
LogicDude - January 11, 2009, 2:49 pm
My bunker is stocked and my guns are loaded. I can live for about a decade down here...long enough for the Timmys to die or eat each other.
barockeva - January 11, 2009, 2:14 pm
You mean after the nuclear holocaust caused by the redneck conservatives?

JUSTICE LEAGUE UNLIMITED - Holy shit! That's alot of heroes!

MY BIRTHING CLASS - I'm Late For It Better Hurry Up

WONDER WOMAN - Can't this foo get other roles?

Camels -

TAGS: camels cameltoes wonder
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - December 18, 2016, 9:15 am


What? -

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Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 30, 2017, 5:30 pm
Thanks folks!
concern2 - December 13, 2017, 3:58 pm
Well done, UP yours
mizzdizz - December 13, 2017, 3:56 pm
^!!!! Good 1 Priss! HAHAHAHA!!!! Excellent take on an old favorite saying!
ipaprime - December 13, 2017, 4:18 am
Don't forget slip-ons/ loafers. Or the dreaded flip flop
Silverheart - December 12, 2017, 3:40 pm

Umm, velcro, hello?

Happy Great Advice Day -

TAGS: mother advice say nice nothing quiet people wonder
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 28, 2016, 11:18 am
Aaaaannnd...she's back! Thanks dizz.
mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 8:43 am
Choke, sputter, HAHAHAHA! Need to go get some more coffee on that 1, Prissy! ^!
MissPriss - May 8, 2016, 12:33 am
Thanks Bandit!
Bandit5906 - May 7, 2016, 11:48 pm

Gingers -

TAGS: hell has wonderful things too
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - April 16, 2017, 1:36 pm
I'd give you my soul, darlin', but unfortunately, me and the Son of Perdition already have an accord, so I guess I'll just have to give you my heart instead. (I have also have other viable organs if you're interested, too. :P)
mizzdizz - April 15, 2017, 7:47 am
Who needs a soul when I steal all the souls I want? Hmmmm that reminds me.... my freckle count is getting kinda low....^!

It's Time For Me To Fly -


Politically Correct -

TAGS: alice wonderland flowers pc
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 6, 2014, 11:22 am
Crotchety...thanks...gut hurts...5L kinda hurt!

reverie -

TAGS: reverie wonderful dream screaming fire
Rating: 4.93/5

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GaryO - December 5, 2015, 8:35 pm
luv good humor
Bandit5906 - December 5, 2015, 5:25 pm
Forget about that White Christmas dream!
jinxguy44 - December 5, 2015, 3:47 pm
Great post! It makes me think of my ex. I do miss her- but my aim is getting better...
Reality Lord - December 5, 2015, 2:59 pm

you know i miss you right? no eye contact plz...lol

Ever wondered? -

don't you worry 'bout a thingggg -

TAGS: stevie wonder
Rating: 4.9/5

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Thedge - November 15, 2014, 1:18 pm
Man, it is not PC. But funnier than er... heck. 5 from me. (grumble - grumble auto correct)
MissPriss - November 11, 2014, 1:27 am
Sent via text message?
EmilioDumphque - November 10, 2014, 8:17 pm
The great thing about sight gags at the expense of the blind is...they'll never see it!!

Button -

TAGS: b***on wondering
Rating: 4.56/5

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JesusWept - August 15, 2015, 7:30 am
Thanks :)
mizzdizz - August 14, 2015, 11:18 pm
I would have to figure out what its connected to. If I can't figure it out? PUSH IT! LOL! Luv this! 5L JW!